So this friend of mine got hauled off into jail recently for bustin’ up the headlights of a BMW, and even though he claimed the whole thing was a political statement he is now facing some 30 days in the county jail for drunk and disorderly as well as resisting arrest. Now, we ain’t gonna take this quietly, no sir. We’re gonna make our voices heard and even though we’re not gonna dynamite the Greyhound Bus station (like another friend of mine suggested before mysteriously disappearing in some sort of government covered-up abnormal phenomena that just left a smoldering crater where his trailer used to be) we’re getting organized and are taking a stand. You ain’t heard the last of us! Well, ‘cept for Lucky Dan who was born a deaf mute, but his sister says he’s bringing a big stick to do his talking so we’ve got that covered.
Anyway. This kinda brings to mind my pal Steve who lives way off in Louisiana. He’s kinda like Grandma on X-Mas morning – always ready to party – but once again the authorities tries to stop a legal adult from getting his kicks and sure enough, wherever Steve goes he gets hassled by The Man. At home, at work, kicking back with that firecracker wife of his or just plain shopping – he ain’t getting a peace of mind anywhere! Good thing though the authorities got every durn arrest filmed so Steve’s got himself a clear-cut case of harrassment and best of all the cops provided the evidence themselves! Them vids are even available on YouTube! Talk about being dumb as a bag of hammers. Steve knows his rights and these guys just handed over their badges on a silver platter.
Anyway, check out Exhibit A (top) and Exhibit B (bottom), make sure you spread them vids all over the dang Wide Wide World of Web and give the man some encouraging words on his Facebook, whatever the hell that is.
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